Actor Alan Rickman dead of Cancer at 69.
LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT’S BULLSHIT.
Because there’s a secret club for magically awesome people, who when they reach A Certain Age, fake their own deaths and go off and have a wonderful time.
DAVID BOWIE AND ALAN RICKMAN ARE NOT DEAD. THEY ARE FINE. THEY ARE OFF SOMEWHERE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME AND THAT IS ALL.