NO.

Actor Alan Rickman dead of Cancer at 69.

LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT’S BULLSHIT.

Because there’s a secret club for magically awesome people, who when they reach A Certain Age, fake their own deaths and go off and have a wonderful time.

DAVID BOWIE AND ALAN RICKMAN ARE NOT DEAD. THEY ARE FINE. THEY ARE OFF SOMEWHERE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME AND THAT IS ALL.