NO.

Actor Alan Rickman dead of Cancer at 69.

LET ME TELL YOU WHY THAT’S BULLSHIT.

Because there’s a secret club for magically awesome people, who when they reach A Certain Age, fake their own deaths and go off and have a wonderful time.

DAVID BOWIE AND ALAN RICKMAN ARE NOT DEAD. THEY ARE FINE. THEY ARE OFF SOMEWHERE HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME AND THAT IS ALL.

Author: jennnanigans

Orlando-area writerly person.

5 thoughts on “NO.”

    1. I can picture it!
      They’re all chatting like ‘Oh, it’s been so long since we’ve seen each other!’ and this magic voice comes from around the corner and oh my gosh it’s FREDDIE MERCURY and the most amazing music in the universe is then made?

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