Werner Herzog Narrating Pokemon Go

I have nothing to say. No one does. All human attempts at creation can now end because some magical person has set some of Werner Herzog’s narration to Pokemon Go.

I have nothing to say. I never may again. All my attempts at creation can now end because some magical person has set some of Werner Herzog’s narration to Pokemon Go.

Experience the magic.

Highlights:

  • “Is there such thing as insanity among penguins?”
  • “I wouldn’t see anything erotical here, I see asphysxiation and choking…”
  • “Of course there’s a lot of misery, but it’s the same misery that’s all around us. The trees are in misery, the birds are in misery.”
  • “The enormity of their flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity is overwhelming.”

 

I don’t play Pokemon Go, but my cat is named Herzog,┬ábecause Werner Herzog is my favorite person who has stared into the abyss and survived.