Pssst… hey!
Hey you!
Did you grow up Back in the Day® watching the original Star Wars trilogy? Do you miss the weird orange smear under Luke’s desert speeder on Tatooine?
The original Ewok song?
Did you miss….
…HAN SHOOTING FIRST?
Word on the street is this article tells you how to watch the original, in all its handmade, DIY glory.
How to Watch the Original Star Wars Trilogy.
DON’T tell them I sent you. Forget we talked, yeah?
Yeah.
*Flicks away pretend cigarette, shuffles off down a dark alley*