No Words…

I am seeing The Force Awakens tonight and today I am this kitten trying to keep it together and failing.

I have no review today.

I am seeing The Force Awakens tonight and today I am this kitten trying to keep it together and failing.

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SHIT.

LOST.

I am a huge Star Wars movie nerd. I don’t know that much about the extended universe of the novels and video games and shows but I grew up with the movies, playing with the toys (many of which came from the flea market), and insisting that Han Shot First.

How do you feel about Star Wars? What are some of your favorite moments?

The Unaltered Star Wars Trilogy!

Did you grow up Back in the Day® watching the original Star Wars trilogy? Do you miss the weird orange smear under Luke’s desert speeder on Tatooine?

Pssst… hey!

Hey you! 

Did you grow up Back in the Day® watching the original Star Wars trilogy? Do you miss the weird orange smear under Luke’s desert speeder on Tatooine?

The original Ewok song?

Did you miss….

…HAN SHOOTING FIRST?

Word on the street is this article tells you how to watch the original, in all its handmade, DIY glory.

How to Watch the Original Star Wars Trilogy. 

DON’T tell them I sent you. Forget we talked, yeah?

Yeah.

*Flicks away pretend cigarette, shuffles off down a dark alley*

My God, it’s Full of STARS…

What if every club in the cinematic multiverse intersected at one, single point?

BEHOLD. The greatest action/sci-fi/crime thriller/horror film mashup in the history of EVER!

Seriously, I could not stop laughing and clapping and grooving. Every time a new face popped up I was like ‘NO WAY BUT YES!’

Made by this genius: ANTONIO MARIA DA SILVA AMDSFILMS

[EVEN MORE EXCITED NOISES]

In a rare loss of my ability to even, I lose my ability to even.

I only just saw it now.

I think it’s great. My skin erupted with goosebumps, and I felt 5 years old again.

….YES. We all felt that way before the prequels and then—well, I don’t hate the prequels, but I was definitely disappointed. And I shan’t discuss that here.

But I am very, VERY excited about this teaser and I think all the stars are aligning again.

I feel like this is going to be big, y’all. Like, filmmaking history big.